Alter Ego Doctor Plague Fortune Teller

Beware, for I see a vital decision in your near future! One path contains sorrow, one joy! Mere seconds from now, you will finish reading the description of a particularly adorable Squishable! It's a frog? No! A Fortune-Telling Plague Doctor! And when you will come to the end of that description, and you will face a choice: will you add that Squishable to your basket, or will you take the dark road of NOT adding it to your basket! The future is uncertain! Choose well!